Not Just a Seltzer—A Ritual in a Can

Why Surreal Seltzers?

🌱 Plant-Based & Small Batch
🧠 Function-Driven Formulas (CBG, CBD, CBN)
🌀 Flavor-First Design
🍃 Mindful Alternative to Alcohol
🌊 Inspired by Moments of Stillness

“Slow down. Sip different. Get surreal.”

Where to get our seltzers IRL:

  • Pomona Cider Company
  • Three Cellars Menomonee Falls
  • OPE Brewing
  • Dandy Milwaukee